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This is Pete. Pete is the proud owner of a Bavaria. Pete also has certain habits that are referred to in the DSM IV (revised) book on mental illness as "anti-social tendencies with a leaning towards fetal posturing in cramped, often enclosed quarters; heightened sensations can be achieved if enclosure resembles 'rusty metal casket ' that brings subject closer to perceived nirvana of metal womb of protection with a slight additional unknown danger of tetanus nourishment..."

Pete was also issued the only license plate in California with NO identification of any sort... It was reported that the State Division of Motor Vehicles denied the rumor that "Pete's automobile was unlikely to make it out of his driveway so we deemed the 'blank plate' more suitable."

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