This is Pete. Pete is the proud owner of a Bavaria. Pete
also has certain habits that are referred to in the DSM
IV (revised) book on mental illness as "anti-social
tendencies with a leaning towards fetal posturing in cramped,
often enclosed quarters; heightened sensations can be
achieved if enclosure resembles 'rusty metal casket '
that brings subject closer to perceived nirvana of metal
womb of protection with a slight additional unknown danger
of tetanus nourishment..."
Pete
was also issued the only license plate in California with
NO identification of any sort... It was reported that
the State Division of Motor Vehicles denied the rumor
that "Pete's automobile was unlikely to make
it out of his driveway so we deemed the 'blank plate'
more suitable."
©1998
kelly holsten