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Sometimes things happen that don't require much of an
introduction; this is one of those times. Without further
ado, I now present: The Mr. X Memorial Web Page: Fritz? Is that a picture or a drawing?  editors note: Although the following conversation was recorded verbatim, some editing was required to protect the guilty... seniorsix: Hey slinky (ed- ?) BMWBavaria: senior six?? talking fiend now? seniorsix: you got it, baby BMWBavaria: you're scaring me ... seniorsix: I'm omniscient, omnipotent, omnithesuaurus, etc. BMWBavaria: frightened by this sudden surge in technology..that turbo thing go to head? seniorsix: everything drives one mad eventually seniorsix: are you drivin' yer car up to Chapel Hell today? BMWBavaria: coming up there tomorrow I believe....might have burned out brakes keeping from going over 100 with sticking pedal seniorsix: that's rockin! Cruise control. I need that. BMWBavaria: hell..who knows..might even arrive today..tonight...morning...this planning thing get me a little loopy seniorsix: lemme know when yer lurkin around and we'll link up somewhere . . . you can see the lump-o-shit I call a daily driver BMWBavaria: indeed...my car looks lovely in page....in real life ..looks good at 45 mph from 45 yards seniorsix: story of my life . . . the lump-o-shit. Everyone's like, "wow, yer in charge of SSR, I bet you got a rockin E3" seniorsix: no, I got a lump-o-shit. BMWBavaria: ...actually made mistake of going to Estes park apartments..... strange Mexican man in LTD used side of my rear door as doorstop to his slab of steel with a handle seniorsix: gotta hate that . . . the last dent I got in my car was because I fell against it and hit it with my hand. Content edited for painful reasons... BMWBavaria: yeah..well youre famous.... with a name like Mr. X you had better GET SERIOUS with SPEED seniorsix: I just wish I'd get off my ass and get my project car finished. seniorsix: I've gotta have it for O'fest in FL BMWBavaria: Did Duke kick you off campus? If so, I'm impressed seniorsix: I haven't touched the (expletive deleted) thing in 6 months. seniorsix: I quit at the end of May . . . been living like a slug ever since!! BMWBavaria: I have one car...and it's on my page in 45 different angles...cant get those Senior Six loons to send me any pictures...lost the old ones BMWBavaria: you guys stick together..I'm the outcast seniorsix: send a request to the list . . . or download it from the webpage . . . steal all that crap! What kind of thief are you?? BMWBavaria: freak with blue car in Wrightsville beach....don't send him shots...he has an animation on that page...gone wacky seniorsix: here, cut and paste this: seniorsix: I hereby grant BMWBavaria@aol.com permission to use any images off of the SSR Webpage, signed, Mr. X, Esq. BMWBavaria: I believe you should send YOUR car..shots of it..it would be amusing to feature it as first one..lord knows..everyone else is frightened seniorsix: I've got a few photos . . . I'll send them off right now, baby. Now, yer screwed. BMWBavaria: send me pictures of your car being pulled by campus police...as public menace BMWBavaria: be sure to add some prose with it....you know..the usual wit and wisdom ... seniorsix: Christ. seniorsix: You don't want much, do you? BMWBavaria: i was thinking about doing some crazy shit...like getting pulled by Wrightsville cops...and filming it BMWBavaria: yeah yeah...send it all baby BMWBavaria: I want angles and angles... you blabbering about interior trim...the works BMWBavaria: hell...if i see one more shot of my own car...I'll put myself to sleep! BMWBavaria: christ....you and your new server!!!??? BMWBavaria: you making big bucks now??? your own server space...good lord seniorsix: I'm still scamming (edited on general principles) seniorsix: and I'm going to be sellin' crack here soon. BMWBavaria: I thought so..perhaps Ill announce in my page...get you some business..i have connections seniorsix: gotta hustle! seniorsix: gotta move some stuff seniorsix: gotta get paid, baby. BMWBavaria: I want you to send me your photos..of your daily junk and the project machine...it would be amusing... seniorsix: I'm doing right now, (expletive) seniorsix: You'll get it in 2 seconds (maybe) BMWBavaria: We need more Mr. X publicity BMWBavaria: what are you using? Netscape 2.0? seniorsix: the brown one is Fritz (See picture at top of page ). seniorsix: It's a piece of ...expletive deleted seniorsix: It goes like hell though: 298,000 miles seniorsix: 90,000 on an old Miller & Norburn rebuild seniorsix: I sent more images... the silver car seniorsix: don't ask why the (expletive deleted) pictures are "mink1, mink2" I can't remember seniorsix: yes I can..my wife is called that seniorsix: and the only way I got her to go for the restoration seniorsix: and paying for it seniorsix: was to say "the car is for you!" seniorsix: Even though she'll never even ride in it BMWBavaria: add some comments....hey, do they call you William? bill? Tex? Mr. X, cheech? seniorsix: Pimp Daddy will be fine. seniorsix: did you get it?? seniorsix: what are you doin? Lurking in alt.kiddie-porn.collector? Picture finally arrives in email and is downloaded BMWBavaria: fritz?? christ....what
did you use to take that? a brownie? from 1966?
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